Offseason Caption Contest Part I

A hearty congrats to whoever comes up with the best caption of the photo below.

Caption Contest

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Back by popular demand is the 40AS Caption Contest. Remember, use the comment feature to add your caption. Winner will get a crappy prize...probably.

Offseason Caption Contest #9 Reminder

Just a reminder that the caption contest deadline is tomorrow night. We still don't have a commenter recognizing this mug shot. An extra point will still be awarded to the first commenter who correctly identifies the alleged criminal in question. Seriously, nobody knows who this is? There is only one more caption contest to go after this one so caption up.

Contest #8 was won by Jonathan Brater with an entry: "Um, excuse me guys, I think you spelled my name wrong on this thing. "By Default" is not my middle name..."

Caption Contest Standings:
Ben Dorfman -- 2
Jonathan Brater -- 2
Scott Price -- 1
Greg Kelminson -- 1
Benjamin Orlansky --1
Jonny Orlansky -- 1

Offseason Caption Contest #8

Congratulations to Ben Dorfman, who took a commanding Caption Contest lead at 2 to 1 to 1 to 1 to 1 to 1 with his Contest #7 entry, "Wait, I'm confused. Which is my rifle and which is my gun?"

Classic. Special appreciation as well to Jonny Orlansky and Benjamin Orlansky for stellar efforts. For Contest #8 (through Sunday), give us your thoughts on Jason White looking as puzzled as anyone else about winning college football's "most prestigious" trophy before getting walloped by LSU for the National Championship:
Caption Contest Standings:
Ben Dorfman -- 2
Jonathan Brater -- 1
Scott Price -- 1
Greg Kelminson -- 1
Benjamin Orlansky --1
Jonny Orlansky -- 1

Offseason Caption Contest #7

We're almost embarrassed that this picture hasn't been used yet. This one should be like shooting fish in a barrel. Jonny Orlansky was deemed winner of the Ramonce Taylor caption contest, with special appreciation to Barry Pelz for a top-notch entry.
Caption Contest Standings:
Jonathan Brater -- 1
Scott Price -- 1
Ben Dorfman -- 1
Greg Kelminson -- 1
Benjamin Orlansky -- 1
Jonny Orlansky -- 1

UPDATED: Offseason Caption Contest #6

Better yet, give us your best Romance Taylor caption. Benji Orlansky won the 5th caption contest and it wasn't really close.

Caption Contest Standings:
Jonathan Brater -- 1
Scott Price -- 1
Ben Dorfman -- 1
Greg Kelminson -- 1
Benjamin Orlansky -- 1

Offseason Caption Contest #5

Caption RB Chris Ogbonnaya or DT Frank Okam gawking as Godzillatron comes to life at night. This contest will run until Wednesday. Note: click on the picture to see a larger image.

We'd like to acknowledge tremendous efforts from Benji Orlansky and Ben Dorfman with caption contest #4. There were some great entries but Jonathan Brater's took the cake.

Caption Contest Standings:
Jonathan Brater -- 1
Scott Price -- 1
Ben Dorfman -- 1
Greg Kelminson -- 1

Offseason Caption Contest #4

Caption this photo of The Thing running at Texas Pro Day:

Greg Kelminson was deemed winner of the third caption contest. This caption will run through Sunday.

Caption Contest Standings:

Scott Price -- 1

Ben Dorfman -- 1

Greg Kelminson -- 1

Offseason Caption Contest #3

For our third Caption Contest, try and get inside the dark mind of Okie coach Bob Stoops as he hurls his headset like a kindergarten kid who can't wait his turn for the slide like a big boy. This contest will close on Wednesday.
Ben Dorfman is credited with winning Caption Contest #2.
Caption Contest Standings:
Scott Price -- 1
Ben Dorfman -- 1

Offseason Caption Contest #2

Caption this photo, if you need a description of the people you aren't going to win anyway:

That explains Major to Alabama

Congrats to Scott Price for winning our first caption contest. Hopefully more will be to come semi-regularly.

Caption Contest Standings:

Scott Price -- 1

Offseason Caption Contest #1

Caption this photo of new Texas A&M basketball coach Mark Turgeon (left) showing some emotion as he is introduced at a press conference by athletic director Bill Byrne: