I suppose my answer is disqualified from winning, but:"Wait..I thought this was the one in Austin! Oh, God..."
I think it was two-pronged, a combination of"How can you smile through the smell of day-old wretch and taco meat that pervades this godforsaken place?"and "Wait, the "M" stands for "moo cow?"
"OMG, my professional life is over!"
"if i only got the job coaching the dillon panthers, i'd be able to look my wife in the eye again!"
Wait, you mean Acie Law IV graduated?
"I didn't realize that they were serious about the sheep f--king"
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