April 10, 2007

The Drew Gressett Rule

Drew would have totally shut down Carmello Anthony

Definition: Fan favorites for quality teams. Players who either rarely saw the field or did so in a limited capacity. Jewish is a plus. No real chance at a professional career.

Examples: Drew Gressett, Brett Robins, Michael Unger, Ivan Williams (borderline)

ESPN Classic Reaction: Laugh out loud

6 comments:

ben said...

you need a rule celebrating players like brad buckman, the greatest longhorn in the history of texas basketball. you can call it the "gave it his all for 4 years" rule, which is directly contrary to the "impressed everyone for 6 months but has no real connection to the university" rule that is about to take over college basketball until the NBA comes to its senses. i'm not bitter.

JMA said...

I believe there may be a rule for that, you'll just have to be patient

greg said...

Did you know Brad Buckman's dad played golf with Ben Crenshaw?

CaptainFavrelous said...

can't believe that you would mention "the drew gressett rule" and not talk about his biggest fan...

JMA said...

Do you have the Statesman picture? We'd love to post it...

Samuel said...

How many languages does Syd speak?